STOP it already with the April Fool's jokes!

Okay, kids, you can quit now. I get it. I know it's April Fool's Day and you're ready and raring to go with the foolishness (as if that's different from any other date on the calendar for ya). Stop telling me you're pregnant, lost your job, going to jail, was expelled from school, broke your arm, had your car impounded, got a speeding ticket, and for crap's sake, stop asking me what day it is!!!!!